A Message From Tacky Reid

Hi you guys!

So, like, the Shallow Girls have been, like, really busy with work and stuff and they haven't gotten around to telling you all the biggest news ever!

I'm getting my own TV show!

Okay, so it was totally hosted by some random skank with, like, really bad implants but I'm going to make it real classy like, you know? It's gonna be, like, sooo fun traveling all over and meeting people and partying, it's gonna be craaaazy, y'all! It's totally going to be better than that show that my former best friend does, because mine's not on Fox, which isn't even like a real channel, and also I do it by myself SO TAKE THAT PARIS!

Ohmigod! And also, you guys, guess what? I have a new boyfriend! We're like totally going steady, not like me and my last boyfriend and the boyfriend before him and also that guy I blew in the bathroom at Burger King one time. It's like a true connection.



Aren't we like sooooooo cute togheter? He's totally sweet and real funny and real rich, so he always like treats for nights out. Not that I can't afford it or anything because I CAN BECAUSE I AM A MOVIE STAR NOT LIKE THAT STUPID HOTEL GIRL WHO DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB IN HOUSE OF WAX LIKE I DID IN URBAN LEGEND AND SHE ONLY DID IT TO COPY ME BECAUSE SHE'S A LOSER.

Its just like, you know, my bar tabs get real expensive sometimes and it's always good to have a rock star pick up the tab, you know?

Anyways, that's what's going on with me! Check back here for more updates about me, because I'm so way famous, and some other people.

Love ya!

XOXOXO
Tara:)